If it Could Talk ..

One summer day, it was hot and humid just like any other summer day in Ohio.  Not much to do but sit in the air conditioning. Reaching to get my glass of lemonade, I realized that the ice cubes in my lemonade started to talk. They wanted me to take them out. So I took them out and placed them on a frozen cold pack so that they would not melt. One of them, the largest, began to tell me of the new ice age. Where ice would, once again, cover the entire planet. The ice said they were becoming extinct due to global warming. I could not help but feel sorry for the ice. The ice's plan was to eliminate the human race, because we are one of the main factors of global warming. I then had to make a "quick decision" of whether or not I want to blow dry the ice or put them back in my lemonade. I decided to put them back in my drink... it was a very hot day.